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      • What drinking will do to you
        02/28/10
        6 Beers




        2 glasses of wine




        2 bottles of wine - Shared of course




        too many margaritas




        3 Kamikazes




        7 rum & cokes




        1 large p

      • Confession
        02/22/10


        Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.

        "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I

      • Freezer Ziplock Omlete
        02/15/10
        (This works great !!! Good for when all your family is together.
        The best part is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!)

        Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag with
        permanent marker.

        Crack 2 eggs (large or extra-large) into th

      • Mom's Advice
        02/08/10
        Remember when Mom said "Never take candy from a stranger"??



        I'm pretty sure THIS is who she was talking about!

      • 5 Lessones
        02/01/10
        Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.


        1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.


        During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read

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