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  • 2010
    • September
      • Prayer for the Girls
        09/06/10
        Now I lay me down to sleep

        I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

        Please no wrinkles, Please no bags

        Please lift my butt before it sags.

        Please no age spots, Please no gray

        As for my belly, Please take it away.

        Keep me healthy, Keep

    • August
      • My Version of Angel E-mails
        08/30/10
        Take the fairy dust:



        Add it to one of those angels



        And POOF!!!!....



        He's good luck because he probably made you smile. а

        When you're finished trying to see up his loincloth,

        (AND YOU J

      • Potato Prostitute
        08/23/10
        Two little potatoes are standing
        on the street corner. One is a
        prostitute.

        How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

        You're gonna love it...



        It's the one with the little sticker that says...

        I - DA - HO

      • Grandma's Boyfriend
        08/09/10
        A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

        Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfr

      • THE SHOEBOX
        08/02/10


        A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
        They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.
        They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little
        Old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
        Cautioned her husb

    • July
      • Got to Love Old Ladies
        07/26/10


        Defense Attorney:
        Will you please state your age?

        Little Old Lady:
        I am 94 years old.

        Defense Attorney:
        Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

        Little Old Lady:
        There I was, sitting there in my

      • Bondage Beginnings
        07/19/10

      • Mixed emotions explained
        07/12/10
        A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and
        explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.

        The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I
        bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same
        ti

      • Women Are Angels
        07/05/10
        Women are Angels
        And when someone breaks our wings....
        We simply continue to fly.........
        on a broomstick...

        We are flexible....

    • June
      • Kitchen Fire Safety
        06/21/10
        Be safe and consider sharing with your friends and loved ones.

        This is the first time I heard of this simple fire prevention idea... It's so simple and effective, that I'm forwarding it to all my family and friends. Kitchen Fire - Read first then watch

        READ BEFORE

      • A Good Question
        06/14/10

      • SHORT LETTER FROM DR. STARNER JONES
        06/07/10
        THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP OUR "HEALTH CARE CRISIS"......
        Pictured below is a young physician by the name of Dr. Starner Jones.
        His short two-paragraph letter to the White House accurately puts the
        blame on a "Culture Crisis" instead of a "Health Care Crisis.&

    • May
      • Classic Hair Waxing Story
        05/31/10
        This is funny. (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!)

        All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal -

        The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Have the Kleenex ready and maybe the Depends, y

      • Pennies
        05/24/10
        You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I've ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about.

        Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the week

      • Twisted Balloons
        05/17/10
        What will people come up with next?? Amazing...
        Look at how far twisting balloons has come...

































      • Australian Summer
        05/10/10
        AT 120 DEGREES IN AUSTRALIA , IT WAS SO HOT FOR A WEEK THAT KOALAS WERE ASKING PEOPLE FOR WATER. IT'S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE.





        ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND TO GET A BIT OF SHADE AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE OWNER GAVE HIM SOME

      • Theodore Roosevelt on Immigration
        05/03/10



        Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907.

        'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who com es here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with

    • April
      • RubyDayTV You Tube Channel - Ruby Day Thanks Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards
        04/26/10
        Ruby Day Thanks Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards for winning the "Hottest Website" award.

        Ruby Day Website: http://www.rubysdiary.com/
        Feminist Porn Awards: http://www.goodforher.com/fpa_2010



      • Driftwood Art
        04/26/10
        These young ladies build horses out of scrap driftwood they find...























        Not only are they beautiful but they are using what Mother Nature has left behind in ord

      • FSC All-Star Anti-Piracy PSA
        04/22/10

      • An Exposé on Porn Valley and the Recession
        04/19/10
        In surfing the net these past few days I ran across theyshootstars.com which is an investigative exposé on the sex industry, in Porn Valley, and the recession written by journalist Susannah Breslin.
        I commend her for writing the most accurate non-biased accounting of the L.A. Mainstream Porn in

      • WHAT A REALLY BAD DAY LOOKS LIKE...
        04/19/10

      • Coyote - Rescue
        04/12/10
        Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75mph, embedded in the fender,road for 600 miles - and SURVIVED! When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on. They didn't realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and

      • Ooooops!
        04/05/10
        Oh dear, they didn’t consider the sun when designing this wall…Or did they???




    • March
      • Elevator
        03/29/10
        An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost

        everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that

        could move apart and then slide back together again.

        The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?'

        The father (nev

      • YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...
        03/22/10
        YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when...

        1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.



        2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



        3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three..

      • INTERESTING STUFF
        03/15/10
        In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife
        with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
        ------------

        Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only..

      • He's My Brother
        03/08/10
        A Boy's First Condom...

        I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

        I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.

        There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new at it.

        She handed me t

      • A Boy's First Condom
        03/01/10
        A Boy's First Condom...

        I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

        I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy.

        There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter and she could see that I was new at it.

        She handed me t

    • February
      • What drinking will do to you
        02/28/10
        6 Beers




        2 glasses of wine




        2 bottles of wine - Shared of course




        too many margaritas




        3 Kamikazes




        7 rum & cokes




        1 large p

      • Confession
        02/22/10


        Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.

        "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I

      • Freezer Ziplock Omlete
        02/15/10
        (This works great !!! Good for when all your family is together.
        The best part is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!)

        Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag with
        permanent marker.

        Crack 2 eggs (large or extra-large) into th

      • Mom's Advice
        02/08/10
        Remember when Mom said "Never take candy from a stranger"??



        I'm pretty sure THIS is who she was talking about!

      • 5 Lessones
        02/01/10
        Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.


        1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.


        During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read

    • January
      • A Lesson on Socialism
        01/25/10
        An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before,
        but had once failed an entire class.
        That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
        The

      • Are Men and Women Born This Way
        01/18/10
        These are really hilarious!






      • A little cold humor
        01/15/10





      • XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL
        01/13/10
        XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL

        If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed se

      • GOLF PANTIES
        01/11/10
        The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
        over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt
        up and reveals her lack of underwear.
        'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
        skivvies?', Ole demanded.
        Well, you don't give me enough

      • $40,000 Funeral
        01/04/10
        Jim died , His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

        As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure
        Jim would be pleased,' she said.
        'I'm sure you're right,'

  • 2009
    • December
      • Tattoo Breast Implants
        12/28/09

        I see stupidity is alive and doing quite well but now I've seen everything.... Can you believe this?






        'Breast Implants For Your Tattoo?!'





        'Breast Implants For Your Tattoo?!'


      • One Way Glass Public Toilet
        12/21/09
        Here's a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland that's made entirely out of one way glass. This is such a cool idea! Oh awesome would that be to do a photo shoot in that thing. Who wants to go with me to Switzerland?!




      • The Koala and Lizard
        12/14/09
        A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint





        when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'





        The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'


      • A Cat Will Sleep Where It Likes!
        12/07/09
        Kitties are some of my favorite animals, being a bit cat like myself I love them.
        My mom sent me these great photos of just how easy it is for a cat to sleep, anywhere.
















    • November
      • A CAT NAMED LUCKY...
        11/30/09
        If you are you expecting a heart-wrenching story

        About a cat that got run over by a truck,

        Lost a leg and dragged himself 100 kilometres

        After being bitten by a snake?

        W R O N G!



        Meet Lucky


      • What is Generation Y?
        11/23/09
        Hmm, I've always wondered this myself. Now I know.
        - The Silent generation , people born before 1946.
        - The Baby Boomers , people born between 1946 and 1959.
        - Generation X , people born between 1960 and 1979.
        - Generation Y , people bo

      • Today's Daily Encounter: Angels Unaware
        11/16/09
        "Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing
        some people have entertained angels without knowing
        it."1

        There once was a little boy who wanted to meet God, or
        so the story goes. He knew it was a long trip to where
        God lived, so he packed his suitcase

      • The 45 Lessons Life Taught Me
        11/09/09
        Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio

        "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I've ever written.

        My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once

      • Voted Best Commercial In Europe
        11/02/09
        Not to mention a great form of birth control!


    • October
      • African Booze Tree
        10/26/09
        There are trees that grow in Africa which, once a year, produce very
        juicy fruits that contain a large percentage of alcohol. Because there is a
        shortage of water, as soon as the fruits are ripe, animals come there to eat their fill. What happens next, you can watch for yourselves.
        Th

      • Attitude is Everything
        10/23/09
        John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!'

        He was a natural motivator.

        If an employee was having

      • Kids Say the Darndest Things
        10/19/09

      • The Animal Odd Couple
        10/12/09
        Sometimes we just need to open our minds...

      • Wet Pants
        10/05/09
        Come with me to a third grade classroom...... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and
        all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He
        thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It'

    • September
      • Seagull Robbery
        09/28/09

        A seagull in Marinette, WI has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store.

        The seagull waits until the Manager isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

        Once outside, the bag get

      • Burning More Calories
        09/21/09
        Something I think we all can use from time to time...

        By: Reader's Digest

        Ten ways to boost your metabolism and kick-start your weight loss.
        One frustrating thing about trying to lose weight is the snail's pace at which the pounds seem to drop. Then there'

      • California Love Story
        09/14/09
        A man was lying in his bed with his new girlfriend.

        After having great sex, she spent the next hour rubbing his testicles,
        something she dearly loved to do.

        As he was enjoying it, he turned to her and asked,
        'Why do you love doing that?"

        Becaus

      • Evian Water Roller Babies
        09/07/09
        This commercial will make you smile!


    • August
      • Shakey Old Lady
        08/31/09
        The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands you'll remember this story:

        A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
        of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
        feet across the store to the counter.
      • BANG! BANG!
        08/18/09
        An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

        The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 86-year-old said, "Things
        are great and I've never felt better! I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you think about th

      • Old Age: Live Long Enough To Be A Problem To Your Kids
        08/13/09
        There's hope that even in "old" age we can still create havoc!



















      • Always check in front of the mirror...
        08/03/09
        First off this looks like something I would do but for those people who are PC (politically correct) this is exactly why you should always, ALWAYS... twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house. But just think how many people she made smile throughout the day.....


    • July
      • Money Goddess
        07/27/09
        I know we all could use a little extra money these days so I'm sending you a Money Goddess!




      • We All Could Learn A Little Patience!
        07/20/09

      • Window Cleaner
        07/13/09
        The benefits of living in a big city...



      • $50
        07/06/09
        I'm not much on politics but I thought this was just too clever not to share!




        I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows

        up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

        Both of her parents, liberal De

    • June
      • MY PRIVATE PART DIED
        06/29/09
        An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

        One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

        Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

        'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

        'My Private Part died today, and I am very s

      • Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned!
        06/22/09
        If you've ever thought about an affair you might want to rethink your actions after these photos!










      • I'm on Spike.com
        06/15/09
        This is totally awesome! I found out I'm on Spike.com. An article that Tony Batman did of me about my AVN Nomination was posted on the site. If you didn't catch it the first time around you need to read this really great article he did about me. Click the banner below and it'll ta

      • Words of Wisdom from Hollywood
        06/15/09















      • New Meaning of the word "Service"
        06/08/09
        I was confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

        Internal Revenue 'Service'
        U.S. Postal 'Service'
        Telephone 'Service'
        Cable TV 'Service'
        Civil 'Service'
        State, City, County &

      • Be On Alert!
        06/01/09
        Watch out for this scam!!!

        Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.

        While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their "mark" (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the four

    • May
      • Hustler Girl's of Myspace #2
        05/31/09
        I found out this week that I'm in my second issue of Hustler magazine. Yippee!! This time it's a new special edition that Hustler is doing and I'm on the front cover! I didn't even know I was in it, but you have to check it out. You can purchase it direct from Hustler: Hustle

      • Hulu's Superbowl Commercial
        05/31/09
        This commercial was banned in the U.S. but the good 'ol state of Texas ran it during the Superbowl and on late night T.V. every so often. The first time I saw it I thought someone was pulling a prank and then I started listening to what they were saying. Completely freaked me out, because it

      • Really Cool Photos to Brighten Your Day
        05/25/09
        My Stepmother sent these photos to me in an e-mail. They brought such a smile to my face that I thought I would share. I hope they brighten your day too.
















      • ED ZACHARY DISEASE
        05/25/09
        A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her,
        so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

        Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chines

      • "I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little" - Ellen DeGeneres Show
        05/18/09
        I got such a kick out of this I had to share. We all have elderly family members that make us all laugh I'm just glad to see that others do too.






      • Nude Runner
        05/12/09
        A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy
        day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her
        husband's car pull into the driveway.

        'Oh my God - Hurry. Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's<

      • The Wonders of Vodka!
        05/11/09
        15 Household uses for Vodka -

        1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka..
        The stuff dissolves adhesive.

        2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wa

      • The Grander of Dubai Architecture
        05/05/09
        Crane Operator Needed!






        This is taken from world's tallest building ...
        "Burj Dubai" @ 2,620 ft / 801m!!!




        Look at the edge (uppermost right corner) of the picture,
        you can almost see the turn of the ear

    • April
      • Only in Texas...
        04/29/09
        There's nothing like good 'ol Texas Pride!

      • 5 NUNS IN A BAR
        04/22/09
        Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable,

      • Todays Humor: Flat Tire
        04/15/09
        Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe

      • In need of a computer screen cleaning?
        04/08/09


        I know you don't clean your screen very often and it is hard to do the inside, so here.

      • General Motors vs. Microsoft
        04/01/09
        A bit of humor to start the day.

        Thought you'd get a kick out of this one..

        For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
        At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),Bill Gates reportedly compared the c

    • March
      • New must see web-site I am part of...
        03/30/09
        New must see web-site I am part of, visit SocietyofO.com

        Find others who have a perversion for the erotic... Welcome to SocietyofO.com a Premier Erotic Community Publication & Forum offering exhibit space and promotion of photography and film to the modern erotic artist. SocietyofO.co

      • Today's Funny
        03/25/09
        You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you rem

      • Texas Real ID
        03/18/09
        This information came across my plate recently and I thought others would be interested in what's going on in the Lone Star State. Take action to protect our Rights!

        --------------------------------------

        Dear Texas Advocates to Restore the Republic,

        We have be

      • Letter to the Editor - Patriotism
        03/18/09
        I received this letter in an e-mail and thought I would share the eloquently written patriotism and American history this woman wrote to the Orange County California Newspaper.



        LETTER TO THE EDITOR

        Orange County California Newspaper

        This is a very good l

      • Live Interview with Striptaculous.com
        03/17/09
        Hey everyone I did my first radio interview today and it rocked! It was with Striptaculous.com. I was being interviewed by Raven, Curtis, and Jim. We had an awesome time full of laughs and lots of topics. Check out the two part interview, we were having so much fun we went a little overboard, at

      • Study on Barriers to Women in the Work Force
        03/12/09
        As much as women in the workforce are told how "equal" the corporate ladder is I have always held other beliefs in contradiction. Check out this article and study titled:
        "NEW RESEARCH REVEALS SIGNIFICANT BARRIERS TO ADVANCEMENT FOR MID-LEVEL TECHNICAL WOMEN"

      • 2008 Stella Awards
        03/02/09
        2008 STELLA AWARDS

        It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'!

        For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old
        Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the
        McDonald's in New Mexico where sh

    • February
      • Why Daddies buy Wii
        02/23/09

      • I Wish You Enough....
        02/16/09
        My life wish for you...


        I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear.

        I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more.

        I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive & everlasting.

        I wis

      • Random Thought of the Day
        02/09/09
        I couldn't pass this one up.


        Thought for the Day:

        "No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis, that ejaculates money."

      • I've learned... By Andy Rooney
        02/04/09
        I had to impart this wisdom to others. So many lessons I've already learned...



        The following bits of wisdom were written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy.......


        I've learned.... That the best class

      • New Michelle7-erotica Gallery posted for February 2009 Featuring Model Ruby Day
        02/01/09
        I told you I hoped you would be seeing more of me on Michelle7-erotica.com and you can. A new gallery by Damien Alvie has been posted this month. The featured gallery is titled "Dark Passion #1" posted February 2009.

        Just hit the banner below...



    • January
      • Bed Play 2
        01/30/09
        "Bed Play 2" Video
        Video by Damien Alvie



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      • Ice Play
        01/30/09
        "Ice Play" Photos & Video
        Photos & Video by Damien Alvie
        With model Key



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      • Stone Shower
        01/30/09
        "Stone Shower" Photos & Video
        Photos & Video by Damien Alvie



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      • In The Woods
        01/30/09
        "In The Woods" Photos & Video
        Photos & Video by Damien Alvie



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      • Watermelon Bath
        01/30/09
        "Watermelon Bath" Photos & Video
        Photos & Video by Damien Alvie



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      • Punk Pinup
        01/30/09
        "Punk Pinup" Photos & Video
        Photos & Video by Damien Alvie
        With model Ava



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      • Pudding Play
        01/30/09
        "Pudding Play" Photos & Video
        Photos & Video by Damien Alvie
        With model Ava



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      • 2009 AVN Awards Show in Las, Vegas
        01/02/09
        I will be going to the 2009 AVN Awards Show at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas this year for my first Nomination. I have been nominated for "Web Starlet of the Year" and I am completely stoked! I am up against some great girls who have been in the business for 8 to 10 years. My site that I am

  • 2008
    • December
      • Interview with Tony Batman of A! Entertainment
        12/05/08
        Tony Batman of A! Entertainment News contacted me after the AVN Awards Show Nominations were announced about doing an article about me, my nomination, and my website, www.RubysDiary.com. Of course I said yeah lets do it and the rest is history. Well today it hit the news so you'll have to che

      • Michelle7 Erotica Model
        12/01/08
        I have admired the artistic erotica photography on this site for some time and now I'm apart of it. The photographer I work very close with,Damien Alvie, has had his first gallery as well as mine accepted and posted as part of this months updates on Michelle7-erotic.com. You can see me in the

    • November
      • Help send me to the 2009 AVN Awards
        11/28/08
        I recently received some incredible news. I am a nominee for “Web Starlet of the Year” for the 2009 AVN Awards. It is my first AVN nomination and I am completely stoked. I am trying to raise funds to go and walk the red carpet. The trip to the awards ceremony is in Las Vegas on January 10, 2009. To

      • Youth for Human Rights
        11/01/08
        I had flipped on the TV the other day and ran across this really cool commercial that inspired me so I thought I'd share the hope. Besides it's a really cool organization doing good: http://www.youthforhumanrights.org/index.htm

    • October
      • Happy Halloween!!
        10/31/08
        You have got to go have a bit of Halloween fun and go cat bowling. Click the link below:

        Halloween Cat Bowling

      • My Kind of Skeleton
        10/30/08
        I only wish I had a skeleton in my closet like this one. With one of these who would need to leave the house?



      • The Pope
        10/30/08
        A Joke for the Day:


        A drunk man who smelled like whiskey sat down on a bench in a subway
        station, next to a priest.

        The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
        and a half empty bottle of Jim Beam was sticking out of his torn coat
      • Sidewalk Chalk
        10/20/08
        I'm not sure who the gentleman is that does this work, but a family member shared this with me and I thought the dedication and artistry that goes into was incredible.




















      • I always knew it was true...
        10/20/08
        Let me just start off by saying sometimes the Germans rock, but in this instance they totally rock because they scientifically have proven something I have always thought to be true. However, the last statement I'm not in complete agreement with. If you've ever dealt with a Natural Red he

      • Lower Back Tattoos
        10/20/08
        Looking for a couple of tattoo designs this week I ran across an article about the increase in tattoo removal in Germany. Come to find out the term for this type of tattoo on the lower back is "ass horns". Isn't that great, they call it ass horns! I thought it was too funny.

      • America is Tyranny by George Carlin
        10/20/08
        A member of my forum directed me to a George Carlin skit titled "America is Tyranny". I'm not a pessimist, but the man is funny and he makes a lot of good points! Besides if we can't laugh at the current situation in the states we might all crack.

      • George Carlin on Germs
        10/20/08
        Here's another George Carlin piece I just couldn't keep to myself. For all of those out there who are germaphobes I think you'll even find this one funny!

    • May
      • My issue of Hustler Magazine June 2008 hits news stands tomorrow!
        05/31/08
        I have some really exciting news. Tomorrow my issue of Hustler Magazine hits news stands world wide. It's my very first mainstream world publication and I am extremely excited. I have a 3-page pictorial as a Girl of Myspace and the spread is really awesome! So if you haven't picked up y

    • March
      • AVN Online Cyber Siren April 2008
        03/31/08
        I am simultaneously being featured in both the AVN and AVN Online Magazines! The industries leading source for adult industry news.

        I just found out that I am the first person ever in the history of both magazines to be simultaneously featured in both industry publications! How awesom

      • AVN Magazine Fresh off the Bus April 2008 Issue
        03/31/08
        Hey guys my Fresh off the Bus article and pictorial is coming out in the April issue of AVN Magazine! For those of you who aren't familiar with it it's the premier news magazine for the mainstream adult industry.


    • January
      • AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2008
        01/02/08
        Don't forget to say hi to me at this years Adult Entertainment Expo! I'm really excited about this event. It's my first time ever going to Vegas or the Expo so we are going to have a double cherry popping good time. There will be photo opportunities, fan signings, parties, shooting

      • Featured Performer January 2008 for Retro Kitten
        01/01/08
        There is so much great stuff going on this month! Retro Kitten just posted their featured performer for this month and it's me! You'll have to check out the photo and what they say about their feature performers. Just follow the linked image below!