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The Sign Bandit Strikes Again 
Monday, May 20, 2013, 10:15 AM - Randomness
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Friend 
Monday, May 13, 2013, 10:13 AM - Randomness
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Always try to help a friend in need





Believe in yourself





Study hard





Give lots of kisses





Laugh often





Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number





Always try to see the glass half full





Meet new people, even if they look different to you





Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless





Take lots of naps..





Be weird whenever you have the chance





Love your friends, no matter who they are





Don't waste food





RELAX





Take an occasional risk




Try to have a little fun each day... it's important





Share a joke with friends





Fall in love with someone....





...and say 'I love you' often





Express yourself creatively





Be conscious of your appearance





Always be up for surprises





Love someone with all of your heart





Share with friends





Watch your step





It will get better





There is always someone who loves you more than you know





Exercise to keep fit





Live up to your name





Seize the Moment





Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between






Indulge in the things you truly love





Cherish every Sunday





At the end of the day... PRAY





......... And close your eyes and smile at least once a day!







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A Dog to Want 
Monday, May 6, 2013, 10:00 AM - Randomness
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The moral of the story is 
Monday, April 29, 2013, 10:00 AM - Randomness
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. Finally the teacher got down to the last student and only Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.




She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking."

I love these touching stories!



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When Your Dog is Your Best Friend! 
Monday, April 22, 2013, 10:00 AM - Randomness
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You gotta admit that the next two are absolutely priceless!







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