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I found out this week that I'm in my second issue of Hustler magazine. Yippee!! This time it's a new special edition that Hustler is doing and I'm on the front cover! I didn't even know I was in it, but you have to check it out. You can purchase it direct from Hustler: Hustler's Girls of Myspace Volume 2
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( 2.9 / 153 )This commercial was banned in the U.S. but the good 'ol state of Texas ran it during the Superbowl and on late night T.V. every so often. The first time I saw it I thought someone was pulling a prank and then I started listening to what they were saying. Completely freaked me out, because it was like someone was in my thoughts about T.V. programming I walked straight over after the commercial and turned it off. I couldn't watch any programming for a week. Check this thing out it's great!
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( 2.9 / 116 )My Stepmother sent these photos to me in an e-mail. They brought such a smile to my face that I thought I would share. I hope they brighten your day too.
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( 3 / 106 )A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her,
so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon ente ring the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK, take off aw your crose.'
The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr..Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem velly bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not have sex or dates.'
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'It when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
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( 3 / 85 )I got such a kick out of this I had to share. We all have elderly family members that make us all laugh I'm just glad to see that others do too.
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