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MY PRIVATE PART DIED 
Monday, June 29, 2009, 12:00 PM - Randomness
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An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Partt
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr.. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas ?'

(You've gotta love this ..)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'



IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU


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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned! 
Monday, June 22, 2009, 12:00 PM - Randomness
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If you've ever thought about an affair you might want to rethink your actions after these photos!












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I'm on Spike.com 
Monday, June 15, 2009, 08:37 PM - Media
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This is totally awesome! I found out I'm on Spike.com. An article that Tony Batman did of me about my AVN Nomination was posted on the site. If you didn't catch it the first time around you need to read this really great article he did about me. Click the banner below and it'll take you there...







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Words of Wisdom from Hollywood 
Monday, June 15, 2009, 12:00 PM - Randomness
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New Meaning of the word "Service" 
Monday, June 8, 2009, 12:00 PM - Randomness
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I was confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two Texas ranchers talking, and one of them said he had bought a bull to 'service' his cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus.

Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!!!!

Now you are as enlightened as I am.

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