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( 3 / 74 )The benefits of living in a big city...
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( 2.9 / 88 )I'm not much on politics but I thought this was just too clever not to share!
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows
up. She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her,
'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Her parents beamed. 'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have
to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow
the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take
you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give
him the $50 to use towards food and a new house.' She thought that over for a
few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the
homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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( 3 / 77 )An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Partt
hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr.. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas ?'
(You've gotta love this ..)
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU
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