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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink!?'
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( 2.9 / 93 )Kitties are some of my favorite animals, being a bit cat like myself I love them.
My mom sent me these great photos of just how easy it is for a cat to sleep, anywhere.
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( 3 / 89 )If you are you expecting a heart-wrenching story
About a cat that got run over by a truck,
Lost a leg and dragged himself 100 kilometres
After being bitten by a snake?
W R O N G!
Meet Lucky
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( 2.9 / 70 )Hmm, I've always wondered this myself. Now I know.
- The Silent generation , people born before 1946.
- The Baby Boomers , people born between 1946 and 1959.
- Generation X , people born between 1960 and 1979.
- Generation Y , people born between 1980 and 1995
Why do we call the last one generation Y? I did not know, but a cartoonist explains it eloquently below...
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( 3.2 / 76 )"Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing
some people have entertained angels without knowing
it."1
There once was a little boy who wanted to meet God, or
so the story goes. He knew it was a long trip to where
God lived, so he packed his suitcase with cupcakes,
several cans of root beer and started on his journey.
When he had gone about three blocks, he saw an elderly
woman. She was sitting on a park bench watching the
pigeons. The boy sat down next to her and opened his
suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root
beer when he noticed the lady looked hungry so he
offered her a cupcake. She gratefully accepted and
smiled at him.
Her smile was so wonderful that he wanted to see it
again, so he offered a root beer as well. Once again
she smiled at him. The boy was delighted!
They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling
without saying a word.
As it began to grow dark, the boy realized how tired
he was and wanted to go home. He got up to leave but
before he had gone no more than a few steps, he turned
around and ran back to the old woman, giving her a big
hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever.
When the boy arrived home his mother was surprised by
the look of joy on his face. She asked, "What has made
you so happy today?" He replied, "I had lunch with
God." Before his mother could respond he added, "You
know what? She's got the most beautiful smile in the
whole world!"
Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy,
returned to her home. Her son was stunned by the look
of peace on her face. He asked, "Mother, what has made
you so happy today?" She replied, "I ate cupcakes in
the park with God." And before her son could reply,
she added, "You know, he is much younger than I
expected."
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a
smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest
compliment, or the smallest act of caring; all of
which have the potential to turn a life around.
People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or
a lifetime. Take no one for granted and embrace all
equally with joy.
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